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Hunter Dan Conspiracy: Where Is Upland Hunting Dan?

What's Dan got against pheasant hunters?The News Hound reported that Hunter Dan is 10 years old this month. You know Hunter Dan the American Sportsman action figure. He’s about eight inches tall and has a big job--promoting hunting to our future hunters. Dan even has a friend in the same way Ken has Barbie, Dan has Ann. But have you ever wondered why Dan doesn’t come in a pheasant hunter or grouse hunter or even a quail hunter? And what about woodcock hunter? Hunter Dan does come in Duck Hunter, Goose Hunter, and Turkey Hunter. Me thinks there’s something rotten in the state of Dan-mark? The Ruffed Grouse Society, Quail Unlimited, and Pheasants Forever should lobby the Creative Outdoor Products, Inc., which produces Hunter Dan, for an upland action figure. Perhaps to satisfy some purists, Dan could be attired in tweed breeks, brogues and cradling a hammer gun. If Upland Dan was fashioned after the lot of upland hunters I know, he would be shod in LL Bean boots, toting a Sear Roebuck Ted Williams Approved shotgun and wearing a blaze vest heavy with birds. Send an email to Hunter Dan sales@hunterdan.com and tell them Upland Feathers asked you to inquire about producing an upland hunter Dan.

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Again happy birthday Hunter Dan. I posted about this occasion on my blog. Come to think of it you’re right there is no Upland Hunter Dan. I will write a email to the Hunter Dan company suggesting that a Upland Hunter Dan should be added to the extensive line up.

By the way I like this blog, it’s well written with lots of valuable information for the upland game hunter. With your permission I would like to add your blog to by blogroll. Let me know about a link exchange.

Keep the good work up.

-Othmar Vohringer-

Thanks for the link. I returned the favor.

-Othmar Vohringer-

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